Disclaimer: The characters listed below are by order of appearance, not necessarily importance. If we tried to list them the latter way, we would have an all-out war for dominance on our hands. While that sounds fascinating, we aren’t inclined to die in the crossfire…
Jason “Key” Sterling
“Strange Coward Boy”
Birthday: April 19
The 18-year-old protagonist, Key is a sarcastic loner who tends to lie. A lot. He has no real aspirations in life and hasn’t planned past graduation. But all that changes when he is shoved into a puddle and subsequently wakes up in world deceptively called Paradise.
Birthday: September 10
High School chick-magnet and sickeningly arrogant jock, Chas isn’t well liked by the local male population, especially Key.
“Sick Nasty Dog”
Birthday: June 6
Of Yenen Clan. The first inhabitant of Paradise whom Key meets. He is not a woman.
Birthday: June 6
Leader of Yenen Clan, Crenen is a megalomaniac with a penchant for giving orders and eating gerani.
“Tall Strong Jerk”
Birthday: August 25
Of Yenen Clan. Tall, strong and loyal, he does Crenen’s every bidding, especially the heavy-lifting jobs.
“Quiet Sneaky Thing”
Birthday: January 31
He’s quiet. He’s sneaky. No one knows much else.
“Screechy Hurting Girl”
Birthday: October 15
Of Yenen Clan. She’s a doctor and she’s a little (or a lot) bossy.
Lon (lawn, as in mowing the…)
“Mysterious Girly Guy”
Birthday: December 1
A man associated with the once-mentioned “Seer.”
Veija (vay-zhuh – Hint: Veija rhymes with Asia.)
Birthday: May 3
Ditzy as she is beautiful, Veija is a Seer who appears to know what’s going on, but explaining it is another matter entirely.
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Birthday: May 17
Key’s uber loyal American Eskimo dog. He likes long walks and chasing squirrels.
Beach-ball-sized critters with venomous teeth (ask Key, he knows). They are considered sacred by most Paradisians.
Crenen’s shoulder pet. It eats leather, believe it or not.